I can guarantee if I’m ever pulled over for speeding it will always be because a song I love came on and I was just feeling it too much
Lone Wanderer（neutral karma）
Me and my friend painted two portal murals at school.
Yes, it does.
Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”
do you ever mishear lyrics and when you learn what they’re really saying you’re like wow my version is 900% better
i was ready to just scroll past like “haha grammar humor” but then it was weird al and i,
honestly sometimes in school people say the most ridiculous shit and I make this face and look somewhere at an imaginary camera like I’m on The Office
My school has security cameras in every classroom and I’ve done this at least 3 times each class this entire year. Today the security guard came up to me and told me I was his hero.
the ol razzle dazzle
tommy imma let u in on a secret
im lit as fuck rn