The sad story of the Three Bears in Shrek
Papa bear on the rebound though
"so what are your plans for after college?"
i will dismantle the establishment board by board
saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa
worst pain imaginable
a peaceful walk in the woods really relaxes me. the fact that I’m dragging a body should be irrelevant.
Jesus take the wheel
Whoa there Jesus
Unsure of how to confess your love to someone? Try this:
- Acquire several dozen limes.
- Go up to them and then drop all the limes.
- Start picking them up, but keep dropping them. The clumsier you look the better.
- Keep doing this until you have their attention (this could take up to thirty minutes).
- Finally gather up the limes. Try looking a bit sheepish.
- Look them deeply in the eyes and say, “Sorry. I’m bad at Pickup Limes.”
- Marry them.
what a nice day today
This is terrifying.
shoutout to oxygen
This is life literally
ON MY MAMA I BE BREATHING